Dr. Baltar and ‘Rica Six …

A song parody I wrote in about 5 minutes for a BSG board game I’m in:

Dr. Baltar worked late at the laboratory
Where things are not as they seem
Dr. Baltar wishes nothing more desperately
Than to fulfill all of his dreams
Letting loose with a scream in the dead of night
As he’s breaking new ground
Trying his best to unlock all the secrets
But he’s not sure what he’s found
Dr. Baltar is his own little guinea pig
‘Cos they all think he’s mad
Sets his sights on the search of a lifetime
And he’s never, never sad
Whoa oh, it’s off to work he goes
In the name of science and all its wonders

This is the story of Dr. Baltar and ‘Rica Six
They are a person who feels good to be alive
This is the story of Dr. Baltar and ‘Rica Six
Believes the underdog will eventually survive

Not long now till the ultimate experiment
She’s breaking all the rules
She wants to cure all matter of imbalance
In this world of fools
She locks the door and she looks around nervously
She knows he’s the one there
She loads it down and waits for some reaction
To all his work and care
Hey, hey he fumbles for what to say
She loves the world except for all the people

This is the story of Dr. Baltar and ‘Rica Six
They are a person who feels good to be alive
This is the story of Dr. Baltar and ‘Rica Six
Believes the underdog will eventually survive

Whoa oh, it’s out at night she goes
She slips easily into conversation
Hey hey, she’s cool in every way
Sometimes she loves to sing that old black magic

This is the story of Dr. Baltar and ‘Rica Six
They are a person who feels good to be alive
This is the story of Dr. Baltar and ‘Rica Six
Believes the underdog will eventually survive

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